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Post by Keith Lewis on Apr 7, 2007 2:04:42 GMT 7
Name: Keith Lewis Phone Number: 555 - 0617 Message: kill a guys dream why don't you
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Post by Christiane Christiansen on Apr 7, 2007 2:48:32 GMT 7
Name: Christiane Christiansen Phone Number: 555 - 8823 Speak: "(nervous)Talking about me being naked in front of hot guys can be pretty uncomfortable, you know. Mainly because it rarely ever happens. But what about you, you model, you? (snickers)
Good God, that visual is really disturbing. When I was ten, I was still playing with stuffed animals for Christ's sake. but they're kids, they get aroused over anything, probably. I bet they even have wet dreams thinking of Barbies. I hated Barbies so much when I was a kid, I remember I used to throw them at people because they drove me nuts. (chuckles) Anyway, don't forget to tell the cashier to wrap it up because it's a gift! I wonder what Christen is gonna write on its card. We'll give it to him together so we can peek! Hahaha."
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Post by Rebecca Gunther on Apr 7, 2007 9:02:43 GMT 7
Name: Becca Gunther Phone Number: 555 - 2524 Speak: "Miss Christiane Christiansen! I've never posed nude, if that's what you meant! In fact, I've only done like... 2 lingerie and bikini photo shoots. So, hahaha. I'm so glad I quit modelling, though. It really just isn't my thing. Psychology is just about ten times better. Mhmm! [shhing can be heard in the background]Oops, sorry. [softer voice] You can still hear me right? Because the people here are really strict about being quiet and-- whoa! Shh! Sorry, sorry. Chris. I was flipping through the pages of this Karma Sutra, and I think I've just seen the most awkward and terrifying position ever. Ack! Hold on, text message from Keith again." -------------------- Name: Becca Gunther Phone Number: 555 - 2524 Text Message: Haha! I feel so perverted. Flipping through a Karma Sutra (Chrissy's brother; not me!) book while talking to you about sucking. -------------------- Name: Becca Gunther Phone Number: 555 - 2524 Speak: "Back! Haha, aww. Keith is too cute. Anyway, you're anti-Barbie too? That's awesome! And here, I thought I was the only one biting their heads off when I was a kid. Oh, but you know what? Bratz are so much worse than Barbies. Really, with their huge lips and all. [shudders]Ooh, I should probably by a card to while I'm at it. I could write something like... no, no. That would be way too perverted. Gah! Why am I being so perverted today, Chrissy?"
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Post by Keith Lewis on Apr 7, 2007 12:10:31 GMT 7
Name: Keith Lewis Phone Number: 555 - 0617 Message: Karma Sutra? well isn't that interesting lol. doesn't matter who's book it is, you're still looking through it lol
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Post by Rebecca Gunther on Apr 7, 2007 12:34:03 GMT 7
Name: Becca Gunther Phone Number: 555 - 2524 Text Message: Caught in the act. Haha. So, what's up?
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Post by Keith Lewis on Apr 7, 2007 12:48:54 GMT 7
Name: Keith Lewis Phone Number: 555 - 0617 Message: not much. im roaming around huntley and im bored as hell so i thought i'd text ya. what are you doin?
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Post by Rebecca Gunther on Apr 7, 2007 21:20:16 GMT 7
Name: Rebecca Gunther Phone Number: 555 - 2524 Text Message: Sweet. I'm always here to entertain you... as perverted as that sounds. xP I'm at Barnes and Nobles right now, getting that Karma Sutra book for Chrissy's brother. I'm almost done with my shopping. Almost. Haha.
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Post by Christiane Christiansen on Apr 7, 2007 23:35:26 GMT 7
Name: Christiane Christiansen Phone Number: 555 - 8823 Speak: "(nervous) No, no that's not what I meant, I know you never posted nude! I meant... (too embarrassed to bring up Rebecca's sex life) nothing really, never mind. (still nervous)
Yes, yes I can. Good God, I have no idea what Chris was thinking when he said he wanted to get the Kama Sutra for Dam. Though I'm pretty sure he would like it. I mean, honestly, we can use it for sexual healing, it is a definite bonus to everyone, we've studied it in Biology as I'm sure you guys have studied it in Psychology. (crunch)
(waits)
Keith is cute? (chuckles) You two would be cute together. (changes the subject quickly) You sadist, you, I'm so proud of you for biting off their heads! The Bratz are doll sized Pamela Anderson's, minus the fact that they can't talk, so that means they're actually smarter than Pamela Anderson.
(chuckles) It's okay, pancake, you can be perverted, it makes you blush and look all adorable and edible, like a real pancake! Hehehe."
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Post by Keith Lewis on Apr 7, 2007 23:49:43 GMT 7
Name: Keith Lewis Phone Number: 555 - 0617 Message: oh you're all the way on the other side of town. i would go meet you but I cant be bothered walking all that way lol. meet me at the cinema we're gonna watch the teenage mutant ninja turtles movie. i don't like going to the cinema alone lol.
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Post by Rebecca Gunther on Apr 8, 2007 18:30:48 GMT 7
Name: Rebecca Gunther Phone Number: 555 - 2524 Speak: Oh come on Chris! You can't leave me in suspense like that. Spill, I want to know... and I won't laugh at you. [stifles laughter Honest. Mm, sexual healing. Of course I've learned it in Biology; it wasn't my favorite topic but I do remember it. Ew, right now, I've got a thought of why he really bought the book for Damien, and it isn't looking too good.
ANYWAY, let's change the subject. Keith and I? Really? I don't know... I mean, he's one of the closest guy friends I've got and I wouldn't want to ruin our friendship. But yes, as much as this sounds like something that would've sound like it came from a typical High School girl, Keith is hott with a double t.
By the way, don't tell him I said that or else I'll deny it. Mhm, deny it. [laughs] Ew, Pamela Anders-- gah. I can't handle multi-tasking; hold on, again.
Name: Rebecca Gunther Phone Number: 555 - 2524 Text Mesages: Sure! I'm pretty much free this whole day, so Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles actually sound interesting. Haha. Are there gonna be any ninja turtle blood?
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Post by Christiane Christiansen on Apr 9, 2007 14:03:19 GMT 7
Name: Christiane Christiansen Phone number: 555 - 8823 Speak: "Well, it's just, (pause), what I meant was, good God, this is embarrassing. Have you seen any guys naked? (pause) I mean, not have you seen them naked, have they seen you naked? I'm really not good at this. (crunch to break the nervousness) Good God, don't tell me it's another position that's humanly impossible to achieve. I'm starting to think this book is supposed to make us feel bad about our sex skills, and that's it.
I knew you guys were close, you just seemed that way. I mean, I don't usually detect those things, not even for myself, but the way you keep blushing, I mean, your blushing genes do all the talking, Pancake. (chuckles) I must admit he does have good genes as well. Must be his folks. But yes, he is (doesn't want to use the word hott) well, beautiful.
(chuckles) I won't tell him, trust me. And you can deny it, but you still know that's just step one of the acceptance program!
I'm sorry about this whole book tension, I'll make sure I yell at Chris for making him make me make you buy this book.
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Post by Rebecca Gunther on Apr 12, 2007 20:32:53 GMT 7
Name: Rebecca Gunther Phone Number: 555 - 2524 Speak: Awww, [laughs]. You're way too cute for you own good, sweetie, but that's alright because you know I absolutely adore you for that. Anyway, to be completely blunt and straight to the point, I'm not a virgin if that's what you wanted to know. Why? Are you?
I KEEP BLUSHING?! Are you serious? Do you think he noticed it? And was it that obvious? I mean, we're friends and I treat him like a brother. Why would I blush around someone I treat like a brother? But seriously, though Chris. Was it that obvious? [talks really quickly so that it's hard to understand]
Chris, don't tell him; well both of them. Haha, yell at him? Don't worry about it. I receive odd looks from people every day; I don't see why this day should be any different. Eliot and Lily! Haha, we're going to have a blast with all the pets in our apartment. Good thing I have a room especially for them. Let's just hope we don't find them humping each other till the point where we start getting really weird crossbreeds.
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